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Henry Bloom Seisure

Henry Bloom had his car seized today after a traffic stop alledgedly for the lack of an inspection sticker which was there and clearly visible. The seisure was actually related to a bumper sticker stating "Trump Sucks".

"Clearly this was a sign of unAmerican activity", said Jeff OutOfSessions.

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         Trump Squawks

"I'll sign anything."

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